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Intelliquis: Personal DOINKS!
Decent Truisms & Spontaneous
Dougisms.
The following is a list
of oddball Quotes, which I call "A 1000 Puns of
Light"; merely a randomly arranged collection quips and
silly points that I ran across "here & there" and/or
stole or borrowed. Even more startling, there are many quotes and 1
liners that I personally invented or made up or even suddenly "got in
flash", probably due to a personal drama of one kind or another, you know,
things I really, really, really felt
in a moment. While I can't steal all famous quotes, because most
famous quotes are boring or too pretentious, I only stole those famous quotes
from books & authors,
movies, and others sources that truly meant something to me in the
moment. Remeber this, "It's all about ME!" Ok, if I seem irreverent, or simple too obvious, well, that's too
bad! I have an intense need to stay in My Personal Zone or Milieu,
I have the need to stay to lucid or awake
to my own reality and maintain my clarity and not have illusions about myself,
my life or how others do it, or think or feel about things because I
have a conformity complex. I don't care
about how other people do it, I have having a noteworthy experience
of my own and my observations may even be at the expense
of the norm or others' "Template of Reality" and other things that are important to
them. My sad observation is that our world
is so busy that no one seems to be having fun anymore and in turn,
things are getting way to serious and "politically correct" ... I can
think of over 200 jokes that are funny and were funny in the past,
but now, today... they are wrong, awkward or degrading to someone -
but they are still
funny! But really, the main crux of the list is that I "working
something out, a type of quote therapy and these truisms and Puns of Light are not all funny, some are so
cathartic, or twisted or awkward
that I must say them just to get them out. I speak my heart and mind
and while I am not nearly as good funny as George Carlin or as
Enlightened as Buddha - I believe the greatest obstacle for the
Student on the
Path is self-deception - so I must laugh at myself with revealing
truism to get me awake again... ... so, lets laugh or ponder together.
I have a mission and
I call that mission the
Cooperative
Co-incidental Co-existence of Compassion and
Consciousness !
There is no pillow so soft as a clear
conscience.
There are 3 types of people in the world, those who are good at
math, and those who are not.
Practice does not make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect.
There are 4 types of people in the world you will meet, your
equals, your students and your teachers. Face it, the rest are just fill.
Matter is simply Light being held
hostage as an idea.
"No
good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
~Eleanor
Roosevelt
Last
week, I stated this woman was the ugliest
woman
I had ever seen. I have since been visited
by
her sister . . . . and now wish to withdraw that statement.
~Mark
Twain
The
secret of a good sermon is to have a good
beginning
and a good ending; and to have the
two
as close together as possible. ~George
Burns
Santa
Claus has the right idea ... Visit people only
once
a year.
~Victor
Borge
Be
careful about reading health books. You may
die
of a misprint.
~Mark
Twain
What
would men be without women?
Scarce, sir . mighty scarce.~Mark
Twain
By
all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll
become
happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become
a
philosopher.
~Socrates
I
was married by a judge. I should have asked
for
a jury.
~Groucho
Marx
My
wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every
now
and then she stops to breathe. ~Jimmy
Durante
The
male is a domestic animal which, if treated with
firmness
and kindness, can be trained to do most
things.
~Jilly
Cooper
I
have never hated a man enough to give his
diamonds
back.
~Zsa
Zsa Gabor
Only
Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential
food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
~Alex
Levine
Don't
go around saying the world owes you a living.
The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
~Mark
Twain
My
luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery,
people would stop dying.
~Ed Furgol
Money
can't buy you happiness . but it does bring
you a more pleasant form of misery. ~Spike Milligan
What's
the use of happiness? It can't buy
you
money.
~Henny
Youngman
I
am opposed to millionaires........but it would be
dangerous
to offer me the position. ~Mark
Twain
Until
I was thirteen, I thought my name was
'shut up'. ~Joe
Namath
Youth
would be an ideal state if it came a little
later
in life.
~Herbert
Henry Asquith
I
don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.
~Bob
Hope
We
could certainly slow the aging process down if it
had
to work its way through Congress. ~Will
Rogers
Don't
worry about avoiding temptation ... As you
grow older, it will avoid you.
~Winston Churchill
Maybe
it's true that life begins at fifty.....But
everything
else starts to wear out, fall out, or
spread
out.
~Phyllis
Diller
The
cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out.
~Unknown
By
the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
he's too old to go anywhere.
~Billy
Crystal
The Hindu word for Consciousness or Awareness is CHIT, and
I think
people need
to get their Chit together.
A sure way to lose something you
really want is to desire it too much.
Being nice is over-rated. Being firm
earns respect. Being pushy gives you a reputation, but not a good
one.
Gossip is worst of all vices. When
gossip is spoken, it spreads the blanket of doubt, judgment and
avoidance of that person. Gossip is worse than death. When a person
dies they are gone. When gossip is about a living person, the person
gets judged and shunned and has no future and yet still lives.
Act, don't re-act.
The Chain of Events is how desire acts itself out.
The first step is transcending drama
is stay calm and cool. A great example of acting instead of
re-acting is in a discussion or negotiation, when the other
person begins to raise their voice, ask them outright, "Why are
you yelling?"
Life requires the skill of chess and
cruel whimsy of fate.
Wisdom is sometimes nearer when we
stop than when we soar.
The secret to success and prosperity
to be the facilitator of others people dreams, for that they will
pay you for it handsomely. The more you think of the welfare of
others the happier you will be. It is called service.
Attachment is the mind stuck to an
object.
There are only two mistakes one can
make along the road to truth. First, not going all the way and
second, not starting.
God gives every bird it's food, but
God doesn't throw it in the nest.
Don't listen to what others say, go
see for yourself.
Time is the exact distance between
two places.
Logic will get you from point A to
point B, but imagination takes you everywhere.
You can't improve without
self-observation.
We
are
all
a
witness
to
a moment, and we all standing there experience "no
thoughts" which is entirely better than "any
thoughts" and those are the moments that matter. - dougism
Wise men make
proverbs, fools repeat them.
Too much of a good
thing, can be... perfect.
Being drawn into a
drama is the downfall of contentment.
You can only be
free when you give up the anchor of your past, be it the experiences
you dwell on, the wrongs people did or the limitations you perceive.
Vanity, true
meaning of vanity is misunderstood. Vanity is not narcissisms,
vanity is "attributing something to yourself that does not exist."
Reality. Every 7
seconds, through a grand design of vibration, the universe creates
itself again, and so on, every 7 seconds - it re-structures itself.
It all looks familiar because we want it to. Do hold onto it for
safety, comfort habit and because we are not only afraid of the
unknown, we are petrified we have no imagination of our own to
replace it.
Everyone of use
craves the three carnal passions , a place to live, something
worthwhile to do and someone to share it with. When those three
passions are NOT met: we turn to outward and criticize others,.\and
if we have enough energy or anger we may try to do something about
it.
Everything is
politics. Even if you stay home in bed and keep your eyes closed for
5 days, that may be the greatest political move of all time.
No one sees you as
you really are, not even you, perhaps especially even you.
There is no secret
to prosperity, it's not a secret, prosperity doesn't even exist.
It's a myth, a theory, it can't be proven, shared or taught. Prosperity
is something someone else has and can't be measured.
I use to think the modern man needed
only 2 things, shoes and a fork. Now that I am on diet I realize
there is a 3rd thing, a belt.
WE ALL HAVE TO WORK at bringing more LOVE
in our lives and keeping it there
You can never intimidate anyone into
enlightenment.
To really get to know someone intimately, there are 3 things you trade, something important
to them, thing important about them and something important for them,
that way you have both been equally prepositioned.
WE ALL HAVE TO WORK at bringing more LOVE
in our lives and keeping it there.
No good deed ever goes
unpunished.
If you try to be too sharp, you will
cut yourself.
Some people are wise and some are
otherwise.
There are just way too many things to
do. Insight, ignore some and do some. Wisdom is knowing
which ones to ignore.
Pay attention to the
small things and the big things will take care of themselves.
Every
thought in consciousness has been born into form, a temporary form
and then it dies - that
thought goes onto
another form. You could say the whole world is consciousness having
taken birth as form, manifesting as form temporarily, and then
dying which means dissolving as form. What always remains is the
essence of all that exists - consciousness itself.
If love is blind,
then why is lingerie so popular?
I have a mission and
I call that mission the
Cooperative
Co-incidental Co-existence of Compassion and
Consciousness
The
amount of good luck coming your way depends on your willingness to
act.
We
can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark the real
tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
Enlightenment
must come little by little-otherwise it would overwhelm.
Those
who don't know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to
laugh either.
Happiness
is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by
dragons: we must fight in order to conquer it.
How
often things occur by mere chance which we dared not even hope
for.
It is not to say that
a human body is exactly like a slot machine, but mystically
speaking, when approaching you
psyche, ego and higher
self and guides, if you do certain things, in
a certain order, with absolute
certainty there is a cascading
eperphesnce
that will activate certain result, a type of mystical
jackpot,
you can attribute
it to God or Self
or "IT"
but
"it"
is still only a tip of the iceberg,
there are always levels, to say there is no "it" to arrive
to or to avoid the sequence" is not a
spiritual
crime, but to
shape "IT" into another form (religion, ritual,
judgment)
which may deny someone access to the sequcen is more of a
crime, people are allowed to live without mysticism if they
want to, but to
withhold
it from them, in the name of God is a
tragedy. -dougism
A book may be compared to your neighbor: if it
be good, it cannot last too long, if bad, you cannot get rid of it
too early.
Never be too quick to criticize yourself, it robs your
relatives and friends of the opportunity.
Act with Dignity and Precision!
Which is more important to you in someone, Intelligence or
Behavior?
Money doesn't make me happy, but no money makes unhappy.
The Guru is the Gate to the Higher Realms, the Truth is the Gate
to the Inner Realms and Discipline is the Gate to the Outer Realms
and the Love is Palace which makes all places the Gateless Gate.
Everyone has a good reason why they don't want to be awake,
everyone has a an excuse why they don't want to wake up.
Never mistake being efficient for being loving.
I never trust smart people, they
think, therefore they may forget that character more important
than a brainstorm.
"Hey
Nike, I was doing before you even thought of it!" '
Beware, the tongue is in a wet place and is
bound to slip. '
Good GUISE finishes last. '
LSD consumes 47 it's weight in excess
reality. '
My Mom & Dad were Travel Agents for guilt
trips. '
Face it, if voting could really change things, it
would be illegal. '
When a man talks dirty to a woman,
it's sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's
$3.99 a minute. '
If Bush were Captain of the Titanic,
he'd say we were stopping for ice. '
Why do they bury people 6 feet down in the
ground? Easy Answer; because for some people you have to look really deep to
see the good in them.
Hmm, Airplanes, they could either make
the whole plane out of the black box material or attach a big parachute
to the whole plane! '
The other day I got out my can opener and
started opening a can of worms and I thought, "Hey what the
heck am I
doing?"
When you go to someone's home, don't assume
the food and drinks are free, ask. And then ask often. '
Really, let's be honest, isn't a lot of what
we call tap-dancing just a case of the nerves? '
Goodness goes unrecognized. Greatness lives
on. What a load of hooey. It all depends on who is publishing.
Never mistake being efficient for being loving.
A compromise is when both parties are
dissatisfied equally.
It's not the size of your ego it's
what you do with it.
It is better to appear stupid than to
open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Apathy is the glove in which evil slips it's hand.
Don't choose your friends based on the color of their fur, where
they live or their species.
No good deed ever goes unpunished.
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
Some people are wise and some are otherwise.
There are too many things to keep track of, what is keeping track
of you?
The beatings will stop when the moral improves.
Be wiser than other people but never tell them so.
In dividing a prize, one divides, the other chooses.
There are too many things to do, ignore some, do some,
wisdom is knowing which ones to
ignore.
Only a zebra can reduce things to a simple
black and white.
There is always enough for the needy but never enough for the
greedy.
There is nothing so beautiful and so ugly as greed.
When a boss is all tied up in himself it makes a pretty small
package.
A master learns to do the thing he likes very well and the thing
he doesn't like very well.
When all think alike then no one is thinking.
It's hard being efficient and organized without being obnoxious.
You can always tell a know-it-all but you can't tell him much.
You can judge a book by it's cover, that's what the cover is for.
Always put off until tomorrow what you shouldn't do at all.
Pay attention to the small things and the big things will take
care of themselves.
If someone asks you to keep something secret, it is more valuable
to them than to you.
Love is Grand. Divorce is 50 grand.
He who asks the questions controls the conversation.
The Chain of Events is how desire acts itself out.
Even if you are on track, you will get run over if you just sit
there.
I am having an out-of-money experience!
A co-incidence is merely two occurrences coinciding!
If someone is talking or giving a lecture or a sermon and doesn't
mention the word LOVE at least once every 15 minutes, you may want
to leave and never look back.
Grace is what is given to you when all else fails.
Be your own fool, no one else's.
Now that I have found reality, I am looking for a decent fantasy!
I don't take naps, they take me.
There is no English word for the Satsang, which is to attend Holy
Discourse, or Speak or hear or express the Truth or share your
insights or be REAL in the moment. Satsang is opposite of
chit-chat.
I was looking for a marriage partner that had three main
qualities; Genuine, Reliable and Inspiring. Now, after years of
looking, I will settle for anyone who can put up with me.
Mysticism, Meditation and Spirituality. Mysticism is about
experiencing phenomena, Spirituality is about sharing the oneness with everything and Mind
is about dissecting. Meditation is an experience of combining
Mysticism and Spirituality
without Mind!
In learning detachment, I shall not ask myself, "What shall I
agonize over to give up? but, "What shall I command to let go of
me?"
I would, initially rather FEEL than think, because if I am in
touch with my feelings, then satisfied, I will think clearly.
Sure, I may be weird but at least I am not a hypocrite.
The US Constitution allows me Freedom FROM Religion as well as
Freedom of Religion.
Stupid should hurt.
"Oh, what's that squeak, squeak squeak noise? Why it's
reality being rubbed in my face!
It's not the sex that I love and crave, it is but the way I feel when
sex is great.
I can not ever be intimidated in to Enlightenment or Humility.
God has no religion.
Mom said, "Don't run with scissors". Geez, now you
can't fly with scissors!
Genius is invisible to 96% of the world's population
It is said that a Political figure should never be caught in bed with
live boy or a dead girl.
When I was young I wanted to be a fireman, now all I do is put out
small fires.
Great, now that I feel loved, I can get on with the business of
living!
The Master is never un-nerved by immediate emergency pressure or
the big picture, instead he revels in the tiny details which
changes destiny.
Why is important to gather a small group of like minded people to
help change the world? Because it's the only thing that ever has.
It is impossible to find all the virtues in one Person.
The sync-zone : The consciousness and purity of your own
evolution increases your progression then, all power is yours when you
release the need for it.
If you don't know what you want or where you are going - then all
roads lead straight there.
I can't be any more or any less than I already am.
Quote of the weak.
Murphy was an optimist.
If Murphy's Law were true, then all the air would be on the other
side of the room when I breathe.
I spend so much time protecting myself against routine and zombie
life that I become hypersensitive to everything and lose my baseline
of normal.
I heard her say, she's not lying, she has gift for fiction.
In dating, the one with the mostest problems dominates the
relationship.
I find normal offensive.
Absurdity comes from the Arabic - meaning no longer being able to
hear.
The meek shall inherit the world and they can have it.
When the Soul can no longer Gain wisdom by being taught it
mistakes information for knowledge.
I may not know exactly what please God, but it please God that I
am trying so hard to.
Why do men "name" their penis? Because they don't want
a total stranger making all their decisions.
I am no lazier now than I was 10 years ago, that's because I
reached my maximum then!
When a Master speaks, he is who he says he is.
Strength comes from facing everyday reality, not from pep-talk,
self-wishing or affirmations.
Use your energy or your energy will use you.
Is it better to ask for Permission or forgiveness? neither.
Only LOVE is real, everything else is made up to compensate from
lack of love.
Do not become distracted by Illusions, confusions and elusions or
distortions which occur all around, instead stay focused on the one
thing at hand.
I don't measure myself in the eyes of others, unless, of course,
they like what they see.
It is said that Charismatic people have that little extra
something, and if you could put it in a bottle - you would have
plenty of it.
Nothing is good or bad, except that thinking makes it so.
Bumper Sticker: Honk if you like peace and quiet.
I am suspect of this place, even on a good day.
Walking on water for fun and Prophet.
Yesterday was my lucky day - nothing bad happened.
There is no God to pray to do the wrong thing.
It's very frustrating to know all the answers but no one asks you
the questions.
Those vegetarians will be really upset when they are old and
dying in the hospital of nothing,
There is no merit inbeing casual about the truth.
She is so Goth, she is dead.
The greatest effort is Pressing Toward the Highest Call.
Einstein said, "relativity applies to physics not ethics.
In the age of reason, it is believed that nothing happens with
out a cause or Reason, how much more anti-God can one get?
When is being simply human, NOT enough?
God is my nest egg.
The Templar Promise, "when you know who you are - you will
be given everything you need, no more no less."
LIE to ME - I LIKE IT!
A day without sunshine is like night.
Do not let the illusion of time make you believe that nothing is
happening or you are moving at any other pace than Godspeed.
Sign outside church. Eliminating categorical thinking.
I am planning on living forever, so far,, so good.
The art of diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell so they
look forward to the trip!
The best things in life are Friends, dreams and memories.
The say doing drugs kills brain cells, but I say only the weak
ones!
An old American Indian saying, " Draw a small circle in the
ground, For you that is the center of the world.
You will always have to pay, if you don't pay attention then you
will have to pay money.
Here is a very scary thought, if I wasn't so co-dependant, I
wouldn't love you so well!
Anyone who said, "there's no free lunch, nothing worthwhile
is free" certainly hasn't masturbated.
In Dream study, which is a lot like life, you can't be impartial
and expect to discover the import of the dream, there is nothing
impartial about it.
American culture only has followers of teacher of Information,
You can follow anyone who is in the Love, and at any comfortable
distance, but no one here wants to answer to them.
That Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it
doesn't go away.
When a man has thought, and realized and he knows the answers to
all the why's - he is thought to be wise.
I considered changing my diet to something healthier, you don't
live longer, it just seems longer.
Santa Claus told me the American dream is a myth.
We measure if something is important by how much we value not
screwing it up.
Sometimes you have a choice and sometimes you just tackle what
you are handed.
Life is both fate and chance. It is fate the leaf shall be shed
by the tree, it is chance where it lands.
Some people take themselves so seriously - I don't have to.
I have developed a rare Hawaiian disease: lack-a-nooki.
When one is suffering badly, it is often the silliest cliché
that helps us.
The truth is often so ugly, we jail or prophets.
Wake me, wake me for the nothing I have become.
In Life's Journey, we are often required to Surrender, Americans
however equate Surrender with submissive and just ain't so.
Never accept advice from anyone unless you want to be like them.
"I am planning on being spontaneous TOMORROW!
"What goes around" winds up getting dizzy and falls
down.
Never laugh at anything you don't understand, someday it may make
sense and you will need to remember what was said.
Thank god for strange girls, what would strange boys do?
How do crazy people get through the dark woods? they take the
psychopath.
What did the snail on the turtles back say? "WEEEE!"
We know more and more about nothing and less and less about
everything.
How is that maturity has a hold you? When you are hurt, you go
out and love some more.
The end of your life is dénouement, the falling action of your
plot devises in your life coming a resolve.
Basically, no good deed goes unpunished.
God blesses those who are grateful.
The dead don't look back. The living don't look back. Only the
backwards can't move forward.
When you finally get serious, you know you need help.
It is the true religion that encourages one to LOOK only at GOD
at nothing else.
Go to God first and then to others as God directs.
You can't serve and help the people you alienate. I
listen to the voices in my head.
You can't fully understand what you don't know the 1/2 of.
The four humbugs of a spiritual seeker are scheming, desire,
reactions and withdrawal.
The 3 humbugs of a advance being are fame power and wealth, the 2
humbugs of fully advanced person are ...
If you want to establish a spiritual culture on earth, you must
join a cult.
A conscious person knows when they see someone more advanced than
they and they listen.
The world today is obsessed with need, speed and greed.
Rhetorical is first cousin to hypothetical.
Pity us, we who are enduring the endless quarrel between order
and adventure.
I am advanced there is nothing egalitarian about being advanced.
I am not one with everyone, I do not want to be stupid with
everyone. You may not know how deep you anchor is, all you know is
that your boat is not moving.
Speaking of boats, Life is but a dream, or row row your boat.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
The force is waiting for someone to feel it.
Fear and ignoring are the deadliest enemies of knowledge.
It is essential to remember that not all phenomena is explained
by fraud an chance.
The real secret of financial success is making others people
dreams come true.
The New age movement was doomed to die, it was an attempt for the
individuals of the world to unite.
Rules are not walls, rules are guardrails to keep you falling off
your path.
There is no good excuse, just pain making bad behavior logical.
I do not like sports or competition because having someone or
something to fight against does not give my living meaning nor is it
satisfying.
Follow God, not your religion.
Life is short, make fun of it.
Don't base your life on others peoples fears. Then you become
god-like that's why it says in God we trust.
Every time you go to sleep you wake up just fine and that takes
more than trust, it's your mind that stops the trust so you can't
rust your mind, but you can trust the trust. God, protect me from
what I want ant! The trick is to keep your eyes wide open even if
your fears are appearing more rational.
Every one of life's problems began as soon as a decision was made
that was not based on Love.
In order to be happy you must risk losing your unhappiness.
To test a man's character, put him in power, in debt or near a
bottle of liquor.
If you find yourself in a rut, stop digging.
Work like you don't need the money, love like you have never been
hurt and dance like no one is watching.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Being in group is important, it can raise your level, making a
fool of oneself doesn't require any assistance, one can do it alone.
I only go see a movie when someone quotes something from it, if
they can't quote anything, I don't go see it.
After everything else fails, try self-discipline as an
alternative.
You don't even know, what you don't know....
To be the Highest, you have to know what Honest is.
When the going gets weird the weird turn Pro.
An Agenda without talent is tedious.
No discipline, no disciple.
There are levels, there are levels going up and if anyone tells
you differently, run.
On any path to truth and realization one is approached by deceit
and ridiculousness.
God does not want to save the world, God wants us to come to God
and be with love. The world will then be a better place.
The root of creativity is understanding that if you're going
misuse something, do it properly.
Everything is art, but how profound is your statement?
The guru is the Gate to the Higher Realms, the Truth is the Gate
to the inner realms the discipline is the gate to then outer realms
and the love is palace which makes all places the gateless gate.
Don't forget the old fashioned still works that's why it has been
in fashion for so long.
Clarity and enlightenment without an outer recipient is
indulgence.
Those people who are coded to change the planet in the correct
direction are now instructed to teach themselves.
When "it" happens you either change your mind or you
change your habits and actions.
If the proper building blocks are laid - even the mostly
complicated subject can be understood.
The way to tell fact from fantasy is that while a fantasy can
grow, facts remain the same.
An illusion is previous experience or idea being projected into
the current moment.
Love can not be found where love does not exist and love is never
hidden where love really is.
Too many rules not enough beautiful rulers.
The truth is so sacred, so profound and so delicate that when it
is understood by more than 5 people it is no longer pure.
It's 11:11 do you know where your consciousness is?
The answer becomes obvious by the way the question is asked.
To the seeker, the most dangerous invention is the one shows the
user how insignificant he is.
Great beings live in a dynamic tension where their lives are set
up between their contradictions of character which seem to trigger
the best and the worst in them.
I don't care and you can't make me.
There are 5 things that anal retentive people should never do,
the fist is to make a list.
The guru doesn't not do the work for you - he reminds you that
the work needs to be done.
am looking for a blessing that is not in disguise.
Anything that fascinates you is metaphorically a truth.
The devils playthings are the attractions that pray upon your
weaknesses and he uses your mind to doubt yourself allowing him to
remain fixed where he wasn't before.
The brain and spirit only integrates what the body will accept.
Knowledge through sensation.
Any technology that can't be understood is as good as magic.
Opportunity will step aside to let a man walk by.
If you don't show love today, who will?
In order to help establish Light and Love here on earth, we must
first antagonize darkness so it can show it's face so we know it for
what it truly is.
The irony of our religion in society today is the denial or
pleasure guarantees us the pursuit of happiness.
I do not watch TV because I do not think seeing people getting
hurt or dying is entertainment. It's not event eh realism, it's that
no death is good, I don't even want to kill the so called "bad
guy".
My commitment to mediocrity is unsurpassed.
I am only dangerous if I want something.
I am in shape, Round is a shape.
Warning, Life on earth may not be suitable viewing for angels.
I have a triple XXX life, I have had 3 wives.
Never be afraid to try something new, remember amateurs built the
Ark, professionals built the Titanic.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
The root of all adjustment is compromise.
There are two kinds of truths, minute truths and great truths,
minute truths have opposites, great truth encompass beauty, dignity,
grace and love and they have no opposites.
The five things you should never catch yourself saying: 1. Why is
this happening to me again. 2, wow I didn't see that coming. 3.
That's a big problem and someone else better fix it. 4. My life is
nothing but one big long routine. 5. I don't remember the last time
I felt love.
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the
windows.
1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money. 3.
It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex. 4. It is
important that these three women never meet.
When I was young, I was put in a special for class retarded kids
for two years before they realized I actually had a reading and
dyslexia problem. And they called ME slow!
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your
neck?
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
You can't chant or pray to get into Heaven, you can tithe 20% or
30% of your income to get into heaven but that won't do it. You can
refrain from drinking or sex with weird people you qualify for a
journey to heaven bit that's not it. You can't memorize the Bible to
get into Heaven, the only way to get to heaven is - to die.
Be Good! Ah, if you can't be good, then be GREAT!
Practice does not make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect.
There are 4 types of people in the world you will meet, your
equals, your students and your teachers. The rest are just fill.
If marriage were outlawed, then only outlaws would have in-laws.
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